Drollerey - Asexual

Drollerey - Asexual

I love that one. If I ever go to a pirate-themed party I'm going as a pirate in the ace colours, whether I'm out or not.

"What, do you have an ace up your sleeve?
"I am an ace up my sleeve!"

Antic - Asexual

Antic - Asexual

I'm not taking it hard.
I came out to my girlfriend as a hetroromantic asexual.

She said I could work on the romantic part.
Where can you find an asexual person?

River - Asexual

River - Asexual

One of them starts to explain the rules and then he pauses and says
I would say no cheating but there's already five aces at the table
I wouldn't call my marriage a sexual marriage

Farce - Asexual

Farce - Asexual

I only know this one liner I got from a friend:
"I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself" --but that's not really asexuality is it? I still find it hilarious though...

    Whenever I hear that one I like to respond, "If your homework was asexual it would multiply."
Yeah, wouldn't that be a more apt description for autosexual than asexual?

Jocundity - Asexual

Jocundity - Asexual

Otherwise known as an ace attorney.
Asexual joke, An asexual lawyer
My boyfriend just told me he's asexual

Quiz - Asexual

Quiz - Asexual

A guy in a sexy outfit walks into an asexual's house.
"I'm here to work your wood" he says in a seductive manor.
The asexual shows him to a table with a broken leg.
"Fix it. You can work my wood right?" Says the asexual.

Jape - Asexual

Jape - Asexual

Ultimately, you can’t know someone’s aversion until you ask, and that can be a personal question. My advice is, when in doubt, don’t make the joke.

Fuckin' nothin'.
Asexual joke, What's an asexual person's favorite thing to do in the bedroom?
Five asexual people are playing cards

Game - Asexual

Game - Asexual

and b) gay
Homework should be asexual...

Nothing turns it on.
i caught my asexual girlfriend cheating on me with my bestfriend

The problem is that I'm Pan.

Pleasantry - Asexual

Pleasantry - Asexual

In my dorm, there's a really popular game called One Night Werewolf, which has a really long explanation of rules that I won't go into here, but involves giving everyone a card and then having them participate in the game in a certain way depending on what card they get. During the game, everyone's eyes are closed, and the roles get called out in order by card. I came out to the core group of people who usually play that game by saying "Technically, this should be me all the time" when the ace was called.

Scream - Asexual

Scream - Asexual

How many asexuals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
...actually..not sure how it goes :lol:
something about "we dont screw"
-fails

How many asexuals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What about "Actually they'd really rather not." ?

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