I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.
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How does Santa practice safe sex?
He always wraps his package before shoving it down the chimney.
Why doesn’t Santa have kids of his own?
He only comes once a year.
What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney?
“Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…”
You know, that’s not a candy cane in my pocket…
I’m just THAT happy to see you.
Screw the nice list; I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
What do you say we make this a Not-So-Silent Night?
I like my Christmas stockings held up by garter belts.
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I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.
Q: Why did Santa send his daughter to college?
A: To keep her off the North Pole.
Q: What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney?
A: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..."
Q: Why did the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because his wife was a total flake.
Q: Why doesn't Santa have any kids?
A: Because he only comes once a year.
Saint Peter said, "You may also enter heaven."
What do three hos get you?
One very jolly Santa.
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Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
Can I introduce you to my red-nosed reindeer?
Can I be the milk to your cookies?
If you were a reindeer, you’d be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?
I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
Q: What goes "oh oh oh"?
A: Santa walking backwards.
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The only package I want this Christmas is yours.
You’d be the first gift I’d unwrap Christmas morning.
Q: What do you call Santa if he also lives in the South Pole?
A: Bi-Polar.
Wanna see the North Pole? ... At least that's what Mrs. Claus calls it.
Christmas Sex Pick Up Lines: How does Santa practice safe sex? Screw the nice list; I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!
