I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.
Christmas Pick-Up Lines Part

How does Santa practice safe sex?
He always wraps his package before shoving it down the chimney.

Why doesn’t Santa have kids of his own?
He only comes once a year.

What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney?
“Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…”

You know, that’s not a candy cane in my pocket…
I’m just THAT happy to see you.

Screw the nice list; I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!