Jokes about camping sex

Have you ever tried camping sex? No, well its fucking in tents!

Q: Ever had sex while camping?
A: It's fucking intents.


Maths is like s*x...
ADD the bed
MINUS the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
and pray you don't MULTIPLY.

Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.

A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.

Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands.
‘Tell me,’ says one.
‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’
‘No,’ says the other.
‘I think we were with the Prudential.’

I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.

Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.

How do girls get minks?
The same way minks get minks.

One day a man got on the bus and saw a nun.
He started to have sexual Thoughts about her and tried to stop but she looked so good that he couldn't Stop.
So once she got off the bus the man asked the bus driver if he knew Where she was going.
The bus driver said to meet the nun at the church at 8:0op.m dressed like jesus. He went there dressed like jesus.
This Surprised the nun and she asked him what she needed to do and he said have anal sex with him.
Afterwards, the man said I have a confession to make and he told her he wasn't jesus but the man on the bus.
The nun then said she had a confession also. She was the busdriver..

My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"...
its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.

A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite.
‘Bridal?’ asks the desk clerk.
‘No thanks,’ replies the bride, ‘I’ll just hang onto his shoulders.’


What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.

My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.

I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked.
I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.

Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?


Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.

Jokes about camping sex: Have you ever tried camping sex? Ever had sex while camping? What do Blondes say after sex? 


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