Sexual New Jears Jokes January 1st

Sexual New Jears Jokes Part#1

What does a ghost say on January 1st?
Happy Boo Year.

Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer?
To start off the new year in a cool way.

What is a corn’s favorite holiday?
New Ears Day.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
For cheese a jolly good fellow.

Sexual New Jears Jokes Part#2

What’s the problem with jogging on New Year’s Eve?
The ice falls out of your drinks!

THE BEST
One day in the future, Rush Limbaugh has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.

 


Print