Want to check my pants for a treat?
I’m a vampire...permission to bite your neck?
Want to get tangled in my spider web tonight?
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite part of sex?
A: Edraculating.
Q: Why do we carve pumpkins at Halloween?
A: Because they have less blood and aren’t as messy as animals.
Q: What is the witch’s favorite crime show?
A: America’s Most Haunted.
Q: What do you call it when a vampire has a serious problem in his home?
A: It’s a Grave problem.
Q: I heard there is a skeleton in your closet?!
A: No, the body hasn’t decomposed yet.
Q: Why did the team of witches lose the softball game?
A: Their bats kept flying away.
Q: What’s the safest way to pay for stuff when buying from creatures on the dark web?
A: Always use cryptocurrency.
Q: What did the parent say to the baby ghost?
A: Don’t spook until your spoken too.
You know it’s bad luck to be followed by a black cat… if you are a mouse.
Q: Why can’t two ghosts make out?
A: They go right through each other.
Q: Why don’t witches have babies?
A: Their husbands have crystal balls.
Q: How do two skeletons have sex
A: By boning all night long.
Q: Why do skeletons enjoy sex with dainty women?
A: They like to bone a petite.
If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky.
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