“Q: Why don’t you ever have an unexpected pregnancy when dating a vampire?
A: Because they can’t come inside without asking for permission.”
“1900: Dracula survived by drinking the blood of virgins.
2021: Dracula dies of hunger.”
Q: What should you give a pumpkin who can’t quit smoking?
A: A pumpkin Patch.
Q: Why don’t you ever have an unexpected pregnancy when dating a vampire.
A: Because they can’t come inside without asking permission.
Are you dressed as “the most attractive person here?”
I bet I can make you scream tonight.
Even on Halloween, I promise I won’t ghost you.
“Q: Why do the witches hate hanging out with the headless horseman?
A: He’s obsessed with getting head.”
Q: What do vampires use to make tea?
A: tampons.
Q: How do skeletons make babies?
A: They bone.
No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
Question: Why can't Witches have babies?
Answer: Because their husbands have crystal balls
Q: What does the devil have between his legs?
A: He has great balls of fire.
Q: Where do most most werewolves live in 2021?
A: Howlywood California.
Q: What did the boy ghost ask his father?
A: Do humans really exist?
Q: What happens if you combine a vampire and a snowman?
A: You get frostbite.
Q: What do you call an annoying pumpkin who does stupid stuff?
A: A jack-ass-o-lantern
“Q: Why are male ghosts attracted to female ghosts?
A: Because of their boo-bies.”
“Q: What is Dracula’s porn star name?
A: Vlad The Impaler.”
“Q: What’s unique about sex with vampires?
A: They only come at night.”
“Q: How do skeletons make babies? A: They bone.”
“Q: What’s the most popular dating app for skeletons in 2020? A: The Bone Zone.”
“Q: Why can’t the ghost have any children?
A: He has a Halloweenie.”
