Halloween Jokes For Adults - King Halloween

“Q: Why don’t you ever have an unexpected pregnancy when dating a  vampire?
A: Because they can’t come inside without asking for permission.”

“1900: Dracula survived by drinking the blood of virgins.
2021: Dracula dies of hunger.”

Q: What should you give a pumpkin who can’t quit smoking?
A: A pumpkin Patch.

Q: Why don’t you ever have an unexpected  pregnancy when dating a vampire.
A: Because they can’t come inside without asking permission.

Are you dressed as “the most attractive person here?”

I bet I can make you scream tonight.

Even on Halloween, I promise I won’t ghost you.

“Q: Why do the witches hate hanging out with the headless horseman?
 A: He’s obsessed with getting head.”

Q: What do vampires use to make tea?
A: tampons.

Q: How do skeletons make babies?
A: They bone.

No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.

Question: Why can't Witches have babies?
Answer: Because their husbands have crystal balls

Q: What does the devil have between his legs?
A: He has great balls of fire.

Q: Where do most most werewolves live in 2021?
A: Howlywood California.

Q: What did the boy ghost ask his father?
A: Do humans really exist?

Q: What happens if you combine a vampire and a snowman?
A: You get frostbite.

Q: What do you call an annoying pumpkin who does stupid stuff?
A: A jack-ass-o-lantern

“Q: Why are male ghosts attracted to female ghosts?
A: Because of their boo-bies.”

“Q: What is Dracula’s porn star name?
 A: Vlad The Impaler.”

“Q: What’s unique about sex with vampires?
A: They only come at night.”

“Q: How do skeletons make babies? A: They bone.”

“Q: What’s the most popular dating app for skeletons in 2020? A: The Bone Zone.”

“Q: Why can’t the ghost have any children?
 A: He has a Halloweenie.”