“Q: How did the woman learn her boyfriend was a vampire?
 A: He only came at night and would insist on giving oral the same time every month.”

Q: What’s unique about sex with vampires?
A: They only come at night.

Q: What do Royalty and gourds have in common?
A: They both pump-kin.

Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly, one said to the other, ‘A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?’ The other monster replied, ‘Be a gentleman, and roll them back to her.’

“Q: Why don’t you ever have an unexpected pregnancy when dating a  vampire?
A: Because they can’t come inside without asking for permission.”

“1900: Dracula survived by drinking the blood of virgins.
2021: Dracula dies of hunger.”

Q: What should you give a pumpkin who can’t quit smoking?
A: A pumpkin Patch.

Q: Why don’t you ever have an unexpected  pregnancy when dating a vampire.
A: Because they can’t come inside without asking permission.

Are you dressed as “the most attractive person here?”