Sex Farce

Bedroom Farce

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

There is much humour in the play, although few if any of the usual conventions of farce are observed.

A man is like a snowstorm. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

There once was a man named Sweeney.
He spilled some gin on his weenie.
That being uncouth,
He dipped it in vermouth,
And slipped his wife a dry martini.

Q: Who's the most popular male at a nudist colony?
A: The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from!

An apple, a banana and a penis got into an argument one day.
The apple says sadly "I have the worst life ever.
People take one bite of me and throw me on the ground."
The banana says "You think thats bad?
People take off my clothes, eat my insides and leave my clothes on the floor."
The penis laughs. "You guys have it easy.
You try having people sticking you in dark, wet caves, putting bags over your head, messaging you for hours and making you do push-ups until you throw up!"

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Sex is like air – it’s not important until you’re not getting any.

Question: What’s the best thing about a blow job?
Answer: Ten minutes of silence.

Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

A woman went to her doctor for advice.
She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.
The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"
She said that she did. He asked, "Does it hurt you?"
She said no.
The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."
The woman was mystified.
She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"
The Doctor replied, "Of course.
Where do you think lawyers come from?"

A guy and a girl are lying in a room after just having sex.
The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests.
The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man, oh Man I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin."
The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?"
"Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with the woman I love to lose my virginity."
Astounded, the girl replies,"So you really love me?"
"Oh God no!", the guy says."I just got sick of waiting."


Demise of Sex Farce.

Sex farce: A guy and a girl are lying in a room after just having sex. Most Popular Sex Farce Movies and TV Shows. She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"

 


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