Dirty Halloween Jokes That Will Make Halloween Fun for Adults

Did you enjoy our collection of Halloween jokes for adults? Be sure to check out our other Funny Halloween Jokes. We also have Ghost Jokes, Pumpkin Jokes and Skeleton Jokes for Halloween humor fans.

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Q: What do skeletons call a raging fun party?
A: An osteoblast!

I got so sick of trick-or-treaters on Halloween night that I finally turned off all the lights and pretended I wasn’t home.

I’m not saying my son is ugly…
But on Halloween he went to tell the neighbors to turn down their TV and they gave him some candy.

Dirty Halloween Jokes

Q: Why can’t the ghost have any children?
A: He has a Halloweenie.

Q: Why do Halloween ghosts moan, tremble and shiver?
A: Because of what’s happening under that sheet.

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Dirty Halloween Jokes About Witches That Will Make You Laugh so Hard Your Pointed Hat Will Fall off Your Head.

Q: Do you know what grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with margaritas.
A: A sorority house will grow there.

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“Q: Why do Halloween ghosts moan, tremble, and shiver?

A: Because of what’s happening under that sheet.”
A Flirty-Dirty Halloween Joke About Monsters

I got the best piece from that house.

“Q: Why do witches wear no panties?
A: For better grip on the broom.”
Bloody and Dirty Halloween Jokes About Vampires

“Q: What happens when two vampires meet?
A: It’s love at first bite!”
Boo-ha-ha! Dirty Halloween Jokes About Ghosts

Q: Why did the monster go inside the bar?
A: For the boos.

Q: Why is the woman afraid of the vampire?
A: Because he is all bite and no bark.

Q: Why did the headless horseman start his own business?
A: To get ahead in life.

Q: What is it like to be friends with a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.

 


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