Christmas Pick-Up Lines Part
Are you Adam Sandler? Because I’m ready to give you eight crazy nights.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
If a big man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Are you a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year round.
Q: What did Santa say to his wife?
A: It's going to reindeer.
Q: Why did the Grinch rob the liquor store?
A: He desperately needed some holiday spirit.
Q: Why does Santa land on the roof?
A: Because he likes it on top.
"Jack Frost's nipples on your nose." (eh??)
"I want you to stuff my stocking."
"You sleigh me."
What does The Grinch do with a baseball bat?
Hits a gnome and runs.
Why did the Grinch hit up the liquor store?
He was desperate for some holiday spirit.
Why does Santa always land on your roof?
Because he likes it on top.
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
What’s the difference between a Christmas tree and Santa?
A Christmas tree will stay up for 12 nights, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on.
Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.
I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
I just got some mistletoe; how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas?
Because it looks like you could use something horny.
Unlike Santa, I’ll bring over some toys if you want to get naughty.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
I’ll definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "This represents a candle," he said.
"Roast your chestnuts on my open fire."
"Lick my candy cane."
What do you get if you deep-fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Sexy Christmas Pickup Lines: If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays? Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas? What’s the difference between a Christmas tree and Santa?
