What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!
Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
‘I recently sold the rights of my love life to Parker brothers, they’re going to turn it into a game.’ Woody Allen
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar.
"What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.
"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responds the young man.
"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first blowjob."
"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."
"No offense, sir.
But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
I’m a very giving lover – I give Green Shield Stamps.
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.
After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork... Have you actually ever tasted it?"
The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion."
Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation.
He asked, "Your religion, too... I know you’re supposed to be celibate. But..."
The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you’re going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice."
There was silence for a while.
Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, "Better than pork, isn’t it?"
Guys Who Treat Girls Like Sexual Exploits Are Cool.
When I think about a guy saying “that’s what she said,” I picture jocks high-fiving in the locker room. I know that picture is a cliché, but there is an undeniable locker room quality about TWSS jokes. Remember that god-awful movie, John Tucker Must Die? There is a scene in the boys’ locker room where John tells his friends, “Let’s just say at tonight’s away game, I’ll be scoring more than baskets!” It is considered natural, macho behavior for guys to discuss girls as “exploits.” But, although girls must act and look sexy, girls are never supposed to talk or even think about sex. We don’t hear what he said because we are taught that girls don’t discuss sex. And no one jokes about homosexual sex. Jokes about homosexuality might make people uncomfortable. Instead we joke about what a girl says about her sexual partner’s penis because that’s never awkward.
A sexy girl looks at the big beer belly of a man and asks:
Is that Carlsberg or Tuborg?
There‘s a tap underneath it – why don‘t you taste it yourself?
A YOUNG woman who claims she was involved in a crash while driving to her ex's to have sex has joked she planned to get "rear-ended".
Chloé Langton, 21, was driving her Ford Fiesta to her former boyfriend's house last week, where she hoped they would romp.
How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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