Want to check my pants for a treat?

I’m a vampire...permission to bite your neck?

Want to get tangled in my spider web tonight?

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite part of sex?
A: Edraculating.

Q: Why do we carve pumpkins at Halloween?
A: Because they have less blood and aren’t as messy as animals.

Q: What is the witch’s favorite crime show?
A: America’s Most Haunted.

Q: What do you call it when a vampire has a serious problem in his home?
A: It’s a Grave problem.