Jokes about Sex - Brothers

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

I'm hosting a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come, let me know.

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

[gets exhausted after having sex for five minutes] "Go on without me"


Blake Griffin landed a dick joke about Caitlyn Jenner at the Comedy Central Roast of Alex Baldwin, which aired last weekend. "Caitlyn completed her gender reassignment in 2017, finally confirming that no one in that family wants a white dick," he said to roars of laughter. Was the joke offensive? Racist? Hilarious? All of the above? For her part, Jenner took the dick joke in stride. "Caitlyn was down for it," one of the writers of the roast said. "She was like, 'Well, you know, I'm gonna hit hard. I want them to hit me hard.' And so we did."

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.

Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can sleep with a light on.

Sometimes I think being a girl is so unfair and then other times I have 27 consecutive orgasms.

A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex.
The boy is shocked by what he sees and asks his father "Daddy, what are they doing?"
The father, not wanting to lie to his son, says "they're just making a puppy."
"OK" says the son, and the father is relieved that he doesn't probe further.
The next day, the son bursts into his parents' room and sees them having sex.
The father jumps up and quickly covers himself.
Knowing he's in for an interesting talk, walks downstairs with him and they sit at the dining room table.
His son asks him "Daddy, what were you and mommy doing?"
Again, wanting to be honest with his son, he says "me and mommy were making a baby."
His son pauses for a moment, thinking, and then replies "flip mommy over, I want a puppy!"

A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents’ room, and he decided to investigate.
As he entered their bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging for all they were worth.
“DAD!” he shouted. “What are you doing?”
“It’s ok,” his father replied. “Your mother wants a baby, that’s all.”
The small boy, excited at the prospect of a new baby brother, was pleased and went back to bed with a smile on his face.

God said to Adam, "I’ve got some good news and some bad news.
First the good news.
I have given you a brain and a p***s.
The bad news… I’ve only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"

Sex Jokes about brothers:  he next day, the son bursts into his parents' room and sees them having sex. The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.


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