If you don’t like Valentine’s Day because it’s corny… how about, instead, we make it porn-y?
Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener. I’m like butter, you can spread me anytime. You make me feel like a unicorn – wild and horny.
Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy: "Really?" Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!" What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and you'll go places What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hogs and kisses! Roses are red, violets are blue.
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental! What is another way of saying Happy Valentines day! S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day! What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse? "I've got a crutch on you!" Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? It was a case of guppy love. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts! What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love? A stupid cupid! What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny!
I love you around the clock, I love your body, your mind and your soul, And not just your massive… heart. man dressed as cherub Feeling smooth? Try these lines. You’re like breakfast: great in bed! What’s the difference between love and marriage?
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A Valentine’s Day story
A boy was walking home from school when he passed by a stray cat. The cat was trying to drink water that had spilt on the tarmac near it. The boy saw that the tarmac was dirty, and was worried that the cat would get sick if it kept drinking the water. He started to slowly walk towards the cat while ...
My wife told me not to get her anything for Valentine's day and I didn't ....
..... and she's so proud of me, she's taking me out for a walk in the woods. Don't know what the pistol and the shovel are for though.
My girlfriend said she wants me to get on my knees this Valentine's day.
I don't even think the kitchen floor is *that* dirty, though.
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Dirty Talk Lines For Valentine's Day