Sexy Halloween Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines Part #1

It’s scary how good you look.

Isn’t it spooky how your number isn’t in my phone?

Arms under car halloween joke.

Demons are a ghouls best friend.

Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...

You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more! Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men

A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween...

From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.

The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.

I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!

So...What'd you get in the sack?

Pickup Lines Part #2

More Halloween Jokes for Adults

I found a great couple’s costume — want to go as the other half?

Are you a monster? Because you look Frankenfine.

Baby, you’re sweeter than candy corn.

I promise to hold you if you get scared.

Do you love Halloween? Check out Halloween coloring books for adults.

Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

Pickup Lines Part #3

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex

If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.

If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.

It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

ADULT HALLOWEEN JOKES

I’ve got some wicked feelings brewing for you.

Looks like the neighbors are giving out snacks tonight.

You must be the devil because it just got hot in here.

I don’t want your candy, I just want your number.

Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.

Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.

If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.

If you were mine, I’d give you all treats and no tricks.

I’m not a bat but a night with me will turn your world upside down.

Sexy Halloween Pickup Lines: Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex. ADULT HALLOWEEN JOKES.


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