Pickup Lines Part #1

It’s scary how good you look.

Isn’t it spooky how your number isn’t in my phone?

Arms under car halloween joke.

Demons are a ghouls best friend.

Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...

You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more! Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men

A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween...