Sexy Halloween Jokes (VIDEO)

I’m not going as a ghost this year, but you can still get under my sheets.

Q: What happened to the man who got behind on payments to his exorcist?
A: He got repossessed.

Q: Why don’t witches have babies?
A: Their husbands have crystal balls.

Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.

Q: What’s a skeleton’s favorite board game?
A: Tibial Pursuit.

Q: Why do skeletons make good comedians?
A: They are two humerus.

Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they like to eat the fingers separately.

Q: Why are pumpkins better than men?
A: Every year you get a fresh crop to choose from.

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite flavor of ice cream?
A: Veinilla.

Q: What is Dracula’s pornstar name?
A: Vlad the Impaler

Q: How did the woman learn her boyfriend was a vampire?
A: He only came at night and would insist on giving oral the same time every month.

Q: Why do the witches hate hanging out with the headless horseman?
A: He’s obsessed with getting head.

1900: Dracula survived by drinking the blood of virgins.
2022: Dracula dies of hunger.

Q: Do you want to invest in my startup company to destroy all vampires?
A: I’m the main stakeholder.

Q: What’s the name of the Democratic skeleton from Brooklyn, New York who’s running for president?
A: Bony Sanders.

Q: What’s the Cause of Death when the gigantic prize winning pumpkin crushed a man to death?
A: He was gourd to death.

Q: What do Dracula’s girlfriend and a professional boxer have in common?
A: They both go down for The Count.

Q: What’s the most popular dating app for skeletons in 2021?
A: The Bone Zone.

 


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