The third Catholic lady says smugly, “My son is a cardinal. When he walks into a room, everyone says, ‘Your Eminence.'”
The fourth Catholic lady sips her coffee in silence. The first three ladies all ask, “Well…?” She replies, “My son is a 6′ 2”, hard-bodied stripper and hung like a rhino. When he walks into a room, everyone says, ‘Oh, my God!’”
“I don’t know what to do,” says the Devil. “You’re on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. Believe it or not, I’ve got some folks here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves.”
What’s a cow‘s favorite holiday?
Moo Year’s Eve.
What do you say to your friends on New Year’s Eve?
I haven’t seen you since last year.
New Years jokes, lizard laughing hehehe
Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?
To ring in the new year.
What did the cat say on New Year’s Eve?
Meow.
What should you never eat on New Year’s Eve?
Fire crackers.
Sexy New Years Eve Jokes.
