I love that one. If I ever go to a pirate-themed party I'm going as a pirate in the ace colours, whether I'm out or not.
"What, do you have an ace up your sleeve?
"I am an ace up my sleeve!"
And lots of alcohol and bad decisions
I never really understood the appeal of asexual reproduction. But, You do you, I guess.
what do you call an asexual lawyer?