I told him, it was "A-Okay."
An asexual lawyer

You can't. They ain't fuckin' anywhere.

I love that one. If I ever go to a pirate-themed party I'm going as a pirate in the ace colours, whether I'm out or not.

"What, do you have an ace up your sleeve?
"I am an ace up my sleeve!"

Otherwise known as an ace attorney.
Asexual joke, An asexual lawyer
My boyfriend just told me he's asexual