I told him, it was "A-Okay."
An asexual lawyer

You can't. They ain't fuckin' anywhere.

an ace attorney
I just found I'm asexual...

as they are more interested in taking head than giving head.
What do you call someone exclusively attracted to college professors?

I'm not taking it hard.
I came out to my girlfriend as a hetroromantic asexual.

She said I could work on the romantic part.
Where can you find an asexual person?

I love that one. If I ever go to a pirate-themed party I'm going as a pirate in the ace colours, whether I'm out or not.

"What, do you have an ace up your sleeve?
"I am an ace up my sleeve!"

so it would do itself.
Did you hear about the broken, asexual light bulb?

You call them bi their name.
What do you call an asexual gravedigger?

I'm just looking for A person to be sexual with.

Zombies are categorically asexual.

In my dorm, there's a really popular game called One Night Werewolf, which has a really long explanation of rules that I won't go into here, but involves giving everyone a card and then having them participate in the game in a certain way depending on what card they get. During the game, everyone's eyes are closed, and the roles get called out in order by card. I came out to the core group of people who usually play that game by saying "Technically, this should be me all the time" when the ace was called.