Gays Jokes

A gay guys walks into a pharmacy with his suppository prescription and approaches the front counter. He hands the prescription to the pharmacist and after confirming the prescription, the pharmacist asks him, "Okay sir, what kind of pills would you like?" The guy looks around and over the shoulder of the pharmacist, and spots something he wants. He points at the wall and says, "I'll take that kind right there!" The pharmacist looks at what he is pointing at and says, "Sorry sir, but you cant have that. It's our fire extinguisher!"

 

Two gay guys are sitting at a little pub looking out the window in a small town. This guy walks by, and the one guy says to the other, "Who is that?" The other man says, "That's the new proctologist." He replies, "Well, I've got to meet him." The next day, he makes an appointment and goes in to see him. The doctor asks him, "What's the problem?" and he replies, "I have a terrible pain in my butt." The doctor says, "Well, let's take a look at it." So he bends over, and the doctor gets down to look in his ass, and he says, "Oh My God! There's a stick up your ass." The gay man then says, "Well, pull it out, pull it out! So he start to pull it out, and notices that it has thorns on it. "Oh my God! There are thorns on it? Well, pull it out, pull it out!" As he pulls it out, he see it's a rose. "Oh my God! It's a rose!" As the gay man exclaims, "Well, read the card, read the card!"

 

After being married for twenty years to his lover, a gay man dies. When the funeral arrangements have been set, the widower approaches the undertaker with a peculiar request, "I know we had plans to cremate his body, but will you please chop him up and put him in a extra spicy curry instead?" The undertaker asks, "Why would you want that?" The gay widower replies, "So he will blow my ass out one more time."

 

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay.

 

How do you know if a police officer is gay? The smell of his mustache.

 

Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? Because at 69 they blow a rod.

 

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course? He was playing with too many strokes.

 

Why do gay men fake orgasms? Because they will be in deep shit if they don't!


What's the name of the latest gay sitcom? "Leave it, it's Beaver."

 

What's the definition of "Tender Love?" Two gays with hemorrhoids.

 

Why do Gay men pay such high car insurance? Because they are always getting creamed from behind!

How much semen does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What do gay men call hemorrhoids? Speed Bumps.

 

What did one gay sperm say to another? "How do we find an egg in all of this shit?"

 

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