Jokes about group sex

Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex?
A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.

Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.

Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common?
A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.

Two men are having a drink together.
One says, ‘I had sex with my wife before we were married.
What about you?’
‘I don’t know,’ says the other.
‘What was her maiden name?’

A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife.
He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water."
She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!"
He replied, "Thank God!"
 

Why are guys like microwavable meals?
They’re both done in 30 seconds.


Man to woman: ‘Tell me, after having sex do you ever smoke?’
Woman: ‘I’ve never looked.’

A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x.
The code is: "Making a call."
One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call.
The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order.
Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call.
The boy returns, that mom says, "If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house."

Roses are red
violets are blue.
My dick has glue
I offer it to you.

She’s like train tracks – she’s been laid across the country.

Q: Why do blondes need to have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having sex.

A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up?
Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.

A newly-wed couple didn’t know the difference between putty and Vaseline.
A week after the marriage all their windows fell out.
Which was the least of their worries.

Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

Are you a mum?
I am not a dad!
Maybe you could help me with that!

A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck.
The father says "okay, you know what to do."
Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick."
The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."



Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex?
A: freak.


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