Funny - Bang

Funny - Bang

It appears as an easter egg in the TV universe.
"That sounds good to me"     Believed to originate from Neil Campbell's opening act during the 2016 live tour. He said the phrase in a funny way and it got the other members of the tour tickled, becoming an inside joke. They continued doing it while traveling and then started referencing it live.
Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'     Scott and PFT impersonate Bill Clinton saying his famous catchphrase "Eatin' ain't cheatin'."
Scott is 29 years old.     For years, Scott has insisted he is 29 years old, an allusion to the reluctance of Hollywood icons to share their actual age and consequently lying about it.

Drollerey - Bang

Drollerey - Bang

A couple woke up to banging on their door.
After getting his gun from the drawer, just in case, the man went and opened the door to find his neighbors there. "DON'T USE THE WATER, IT'S POISONED!", they said. He assured them that he and his wife won't drink water and the neighbors left.
He went back to his bedroom and his wife asked him, "What happened, sweetheart?", she said. He replied "Nothing, honey! Just go drink water and let's go back to sleep."

Antic - Bang

Antic - Bang

Andy Daly's characters have a tendency to commit suicide, or at the very least have suicidal thoughts. This is most evident in 148: "Wipeout!".
R.I.Possible     Said when Scott is unsure if someone mentioned on the show is still alive or not.
Open Door Policy     Scott employs an open door policy on the show, which often destroys his attempts to make the show more like WTF with Marc Maron, which conducts "actor's pain" interviews.
President Barack Hussein Obamacare     How Scott refers to the president and his policies.
"iPod, iPad, I don't even know anymore!"     Scott is often confused by new technology, especially Apple products.
Computer.com     An all-purpose website.

River - Bang

River - Bang

LONG : An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
Looking at the shiny car ,the old man asks the doctor "What ya driving there sonny?
The doctor replies, “1500+hp Porsche. It cost half a million dollars!
'Why does it cost so much?' Says the old man.
'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?'
'No problem,' replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
'That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!' said the old man.
Just then the light changes, and the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 30 seconds
the speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOSSSHHH !
The old man whips by him going much faster!
How the hell is he going faster than my Porsche?' the doctor asks himself.
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Porsche, he gives it more gas
and passes the Moped at 275 mph
and he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN and WHOOSSSH! the old man passes him.
Astounded by the speed of this old guy,
he floors the gas pedal and takes the sports-car all the way up to 320 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again!
The Porsche is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Porsche, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?'
The old man whispers,
'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!'.

Farce - Bang

Farce - Bang

An old drunk walks in the the toughest biker bar. He immediately Scans the crowd until he find the toughest biker in the bar
The guy is a Monster or a man and looks very dangerous. The old drunken man sits down on a bar stool next to him and says loudly, “Hey buddy! Hey! Tough guy! Why don’t you buy me a beer before I go home and go bang your mom!”
The crowd goes silent; they know this biker has killed for far less. But he just sits there turning red. The old guy continues: “You know I banged your mom last week too! She LOVED it!!”
Again, the crowd waits for the big biker to kill the olds drunk. But he just sits there getting angrier and angrier. The old man says: “I’m going to give it to her so hard tonight! She won’t walk right after I’m done with her! What do you think about that, big guy??”
Suddenly the massive biker stands up, spins the old drunk towards him, grabs his shoulders and says “Goddamit dad, go home! You’re drunk!”

Jocundity - Bang

Jocundity - Bang

Went out with a bang...
A tough old cowboy with grizzled hair, chiseled featured, and hands tougher than the sharpest barbs on new wire told his grandson that the secret to living a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.
With absolute faith, the grandson did as Grandpap instructed. Every morning for the rest of his life, he added a pinch of gun powder to his oatmeal.
He grew up, lived happily, enjoyed perfect health, and died at the ripe old age of 107.
According to the story in the newspaper, he left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot crater where the crematorium used to be.

Quiz - Bang

Quiz - Bang

I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.
She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the backdoor."
Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don't get offers like that everyday.

Three thieves are in a house...
Three thieves are in a house when suddenly they hear someone come through the door. In a hurry to hide as soon as possible, each finds a gunny sack to hide inside. When the owner comes in and finds three unfamiliar sacks, he kicks the first one, the thief inside thinks quick and makes a sound similar to grains being moved. The owner moves to the second and kicks it, this one makes the sound of walnuts being banged together. The owner, almost relaxed now, kicks the third sack, which doesn't make any sound. A bit surprised he kicks it again and again and again harder each time, till finally the angry thieve inside yells out: "It's flour you stupid piece of s\*\*t, it doesn't make a sound".

Jape - Bang

Jape - Bang

What's Up, Hot Dog?     "What's up, hot dog?" was the catchphrase Scott used to open the show beginning in 2010. It comes from a story Aukerman told on 'Never Not Funny' in which he witnessed a man awkwardly trying to initiate conversation with the cashier of a convience store by telling him "What's up, hot dog?" repeatedly, while holding a hot-dog. In 103: These Times They Are A-Changin', Scott announced his intentions to retire the catchphrase and pay homage to it by renaming the Plugs Section the 'What's Up, Hot Dog?' Memorial Plugs Section. Scott has since gifted the catchphrase to Weird Al Yankovic.
B-b-b-b-bonus-s-s-s-s!     Starting on Best of 2011 Pt. 1, Scott and Paul have introduced bonus clips by alternatively repeating b or s, respectively.
Heynong Man!     This originally came from Jason "Heynong" Mantzoukas saying "hang on, man," and there have been several variations such as "shame nong you." Jason hates all of the variations.
How the bread is made     This expression refers to behind-the-scenes details of the show, and originated when Scott was trying to say "how the sausage is made."
'Sclusie     When a celebrity guest drops unique information, or premiers a new story on the podcast, Scott will often refer to it as a 'sclusie, a Hollywood shortening of the word "exclusive."
Maybe it's just me, but for me...     Scott often points out that his opinions may not be your opinions or the opinions of anyone else.
Thank you, Reggie Watts     On earlier episodes of the show, Scott would thank Reggie for his performance of the theme song, explaining that he traveled to the studio solely to perform the song and would leave immediately afterward.
This is not that kind of show    

Game - Bang

Game - Bang

A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business. His mother walks in. "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!"
"I'm kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?"
A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey, champ! How you doing?"
The kid ignores him.
"Don't like champ, huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?"
The kid turns his head quickly. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..." He then realized. "It can't be.."
"Call of Duty, right? I told you I'd bang your mom."

Pleasantry - Bang

Pleasantry - Bang

I have the worst neighbour ever! He keeps on banging on the wall at 3 a.m.
Completely ruins my drumming practice.

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