Vibrator Jokes

What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you laughing for? She's not going to eat you.

 

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

 

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

 

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.

 

What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!

 

A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.

 

An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking.
"Sir," she says in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice.
"Yes, ma'am."
"And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice.
"Yes, ma'am."
"How do you turn them off?"

 

Why do women need guys?
Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.

 

A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon.
That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.

Jokes about vibrators


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