What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you laughing for? She's not going to eat you.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking.
"Sir," she says in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice.
"Yes, ma'am."
"And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice.
"Yes, ma'am."
"How do you turn them off?"
Why do women need guys?
Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon.
That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
Jokes about vibrators
