New Year's Eve Jokes For Adults Will Also Love 2022

1. 2022 New Year Sex Joke

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Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone says, ‘Father.'”

2. 2022 New Year Sex Joke

The devil opened a third door. In it, Rush saw Tiger Woods, lying on the floor with his arms tied behind his head and his legs in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was a line of women—none his wife—servicing him from head to toe. Rush looked in disbelief and finally said, “Yeah, I can handle this.” The devil smiled and said, “OK, ladies, you’re free to go.”

3. 2022 New Year Sex Joke

While you’re looking toward the next 365 days, you should also check out our pages on achievable New Year’s resolutions, funny New Year’s resolutions, and funny New Year’s quotes. For now, though, enjoy these clean NYE knee-slappers.

4. 2022 New Year Sex Joke

My new year’s resolution is to procrastinate.
But I will wait till tomorrow to start.

5. 2022 New Year Sex Joke

“Have you seen my 2022 f*cks meter? Here, let me introduce you.”
OK, now, here is a motto I can get behind. If you started to not give a f*ck about what anyone thinks about you this year, it’s time to make 2022 the year of leaning into that. Pair this caption with a video of the NYE ball dropping, and you're good to go.

6. 2022 New Year Sex Joke

"Why are we ending 2022 with a ball drop? What we need is a 141-foot mic drop."
In many ways, this has been a tough year. Yes, it had its bright spots. Wonder Woman, anyone? But for the most part, what 2017 deserves is a big, fat mic drop.

7. 2022 New Year Sex Joke

"If only all balls were this clean and shiny."
A girl can dream, right?

8. 2022 New Year Sex Joke

“My 2022 resolution was to be a baller…. I’m counting this. Yes, I’m still broke AF, but eff it. Resolution achieved.”
Sometimes, you just gotta take those small victories where you can find them.

9. 2022 New Year Sex Joke

They say New York has the best New Year’s Eve Party…
I’d say it’s overrated — every year they drop the ball.

10. 2022 New Year Sex Joke

Why do birds fly south for New Year’s Eve?
It’s too far to walk.

11. 2022 New Year Sex Joke

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. “No, I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I’d be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,” said Rush.

 


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