An Irish Whaler (Long)
There was once an Irish whaler. Like Ahab, he had a particular nemesis whom he had hunted most of his life. Old and gnarled, he declared one more quest to vanquish his foe before descending into his Mother Earth.
Exactly how traditional remains to be seen. With Viagra licensed by the EU last week, and set to be available in Ireland before the anniversary of Eamon de Valera's birthday on October 14th, the State now faces the challenge of identifying a precise policy on whether and how to democratise sexual health for men. Its response will also set future precedent for the female Viagra equivalent which is to start undergoing clinical trials.
Ever since Casanova shared the secrets of his seductive prowess more than 200 years ago, lovers have piled their plates with oysters hoping to imitate the legendary lothario.