Sounding Off on ‘That’s What She Said’ Jokes sexuality

It is no accident that we talk about what she said. There is nothing exciting or novel about the notion that to be a male, an adolescent male in particular, is to want to have sex. There is nothing newsworthy about males being sexually active because males are trusted with their bodies and sexuality. Guys who have sex are congratulated. We only talk about half of the equation, the female involved, because, although the resounding majority of messages towards girls tell them to be sexy, they are still expected to be virginal. Girls who choose to have sex are criticized, berated, and scrutinized. Yet everyone hopes they will “strike” again so there is something to talk about. But the idea that there are actual, real, talking females involved in sex, well that’s interesting.

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.

Three words to ruin a man's ego. "Is it in?"

A man is walking down the street, when he notices that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" the man exclaims. The old man looks off in the distance and does not answer his grandson. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asks again. The old man slyly looks at him and says, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!"

Guy sitting at a bar, his friend comes up to him and asks ‘why are you looking so down?’
‘Well, you know that woman at my office that I get an erection over even just thinking about, I finally got the courage to ask her out’
‘That’s awesome, what happened?’
‘Before the date, I was nervous about getting a hard on in front of her so I taped my penis to my leg so even if I got a boner, she wouldn’t see it’
‘Good thinking, what happened next?’
‘I knocked on her door and she looks absolutely amazing, like proper humdinging’
‘Niiiice. And?’
‘I kicked her in the face’

A man comes home to his wife with a sheep under his arm.
He says “Honey, this is the pig I fuck when I’m not with you.”
“That’s not a pig,” she says.
He replies, “I wasn’t talking to you.”

A family is at the zoo and they get to the elephants when the daughter notices something odd so she looks at her mom and says “Mom what’s that thing hang down from the elephant?” She answers “That’s his trunk” “no in the back” ” thats his tail” “No underneath” The mother blushes and says “Oh that’s nothing” The daughter is confused so she asks her dad. “Dad what’s that thing hanging down under the elephant?” “Oh that’s his penis” “Why when I asked Mommy did she say it was nothing?” “Oh, she’s just spoiled.”

Sounding thats joke about sex: Girls who choose to have sex are criticized, berated, and scrutinized. There is nothing exciting or novel about the notion that to be a male, an adolescent male in particular, is to want to have sex. Guys who have sex are congratulated.


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