Game - Bang

Game - Bang

A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business. His mother walks in. "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!"
"I'm kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?"
A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey, champ! How you doing?"
The kid ignores him.
"Don't like champ, huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?"
The kid turns his head quickly. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..." He then realized. "It can't be.."
"Call of Duty, right? I told you I'd bang your mom."

“It Must Be Humbling To Suck On So Many Different Levels.”
In their downtime, the Big Bang boys often like to kick back with comic books, video games or squirreling away their spare cash in the hollowed-out buttocks of Green Lantern action figures. Being the brilliant men they are, though, they sometimes prefer more intellectual pastimes.
In one memorable instance, Sheldon and Leonard are engaging in a little three-dimensional chess. Unsurprisingly, Dr. Cooper makes short work of his opponent, before rubbing salt into the wound by quipping, “it must be humbling to suck on so many different levels.” With the three-dimensional nature of the game, it’s a clever little science jibe that those of us without advanced knowledge of physics can grasp.

Scott likes to keep the show clean and tries to avoid controversy. Although PFT has pointed out that, in fact, it is that kind of show.
Technicality-No-Down-Boo-Over!     Scott enforcing any specific point of law or specific rule.
Big ups to people of all stars and stripes     Used when Scott emphasizes his tolerance towards others. Originated when Scott presumably attempted to say "people of all stripes".
The show where we talk to interesting people     As of 2017, Scott's new tagline, which beautifully and succinctly describes the show.
Life is a race to death, and we all hope to come in last.     Scott shows his philosophical side when pondering the true meaning of life, or whenever one of his guests mentions the concept of racing.
All joking a salad     Scott said this to Ben Schwartz instead of "all joking aside," possibly because his favorite side dish is salad.
..and I pray that you do     Often when Scott (or a guest of the show) starts a sentence addressing the listener with "If you ..." Scott will interject with this, praying that the listener is on board with whatever is being suggested.
The Widow Howl App     Scott's current nickname for his wife, Kulap Vilaysack (previously known as "My former girlfriend whom I married"). A portmanteau of "The Widow Kulap" -- which Scott called Kulap when he and Jason "Heynong" Mantzoukas were musing about Scott's eventual death (entitling Jason to become the next host of CBB as well as marrying Scott's widowed wife) -- and Howl App, the app for the incessantly-touted Howl.fm which is the place for all Earwolf archived & premium content.
Baby!     Several guests/characters use baby as a catchphrase, including The Bachelor Brothers, Ho Ho the Elf, Traci Rearden, and Gino Lambardo.
R2-D Too Soon     Originally used anytime one is discussing the death of a droid. Used in place of "too soon" when a tragedy hasn't had the time needed for the equation tragedy + time = hilarity.
Murderer Heaven     In 236: Murderer Heaven it was established by the ghost of Richard Harrow that there are various heavens; this has been since mentioned in several episodes.
Five, Four, Three, Nose, One     Sometimes prefaced by "liftoff imminent," it is used in place of conventional countdowns. Scott originated the phrase during a game of Would You Rather in 76.5: Don't Cry Rolling Skate Train.
Ghostburgers     Poops are the ghosts of old burgers.
Side-by-Side     A side-by-side is a type of hermaphrodite wherein a person has both sets of genitalia alongside each other. Chip Gardner is a notable side-by-side who is known to perform surgeries on homeless people to make them fellow side-by-sides.
Andy Daly suicides   

Game - Bang: "Call of Duty, right? I told you I'd bang your mom."


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