I was just wondering, there are plenty of jokes about sexual...things, so are there any jokes about or regarding asexuals, or asexuality? Such as
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    My computer is asexual, it has no sex drive.

Lets see if I can type a joke.
Guy 1: Nice bicycle man. Is it new? Where'd you get it?
Guy 2: Dude, the weirdest thing. I was just walking down the street and this very attractive woman on a bike stopped in front of me, dropped the bike, stripped naked and said: "Take whatever you want big boy"
Guy 1: Good call. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway.
...I don't like typing out jokes. It messes with the delivery :( And I can't do voices and impressions and such. Fail.

How many Asexuals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Quite a few actually, one to change it, and the rest to put labels on the ones that didn't fit!
I also quite like this answer:
    It doesn't matter how many you have, they aren't interested in screwing anything!
I don't get the first one. What do they mean by labels?
I also don't get this one: Why do some Asexuals enjoy hanging around super-markets? Because they like being surrounded by labels!