“Q: How did the woman learn her boyfriend was a vampire?
 A: He only came at night and would insist on giving oral the same time every month.”

Q: What’s unique about sex with vampires?
A: They only come at night.

Q: What do Royalty and gourds have in common?
A: They both pump-kin.

Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly, one said to the other, ‘A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?’ The other monster replied, ‘Be a gentleman, and roll them back to her.’