I got more sweet treats for you than a Whitman’s sampler.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine’s Day. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I’m using my hand, Thinking of you. We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows… you’re hot and I want to be on top of you.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants! Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion! Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed!