A man is jogging through the woods.
He comes up on a clearing where he sees a figure and as he gets closer, he realizes it is a seriously ugly witch. On her right shoulder sits an equally ugly crow.
When he is about to run past her, the witch immediately addresses him: “If you can correctly name the animal on my shoulder, you can bang me!”
Not exactly enthusiastic about the prospect of having to bang an ugly witch, the man thinks for a few minutes to find the most unlikely answer he can think of, then exclaims: “Octopus.”
The witch smiles and says: “OK, I will just barely allow that as a correct answer…”