Valentine’s Day is for people who lack the imagination to be romantic during the rest of the year.
Tips for Guys on Valentine’s Day: Tell your girl you already got something and make her guess. She’ll automatically list things she want.
This Valentine's Day, I'm sending telepathic gifts.
Because it's the thought that counts.
I have my entire Valentine's day planned with my toaster!
Okay, so first, we're going to take a bath.
Apparently it's not really the thought that counts.
"Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something... I'm not rich like Jack, I don't have a mansion like Russell, or I don't have a Porsche like Martin, but I do love you and want to marry you."
"Oh, dear... I love you too... but, what was that you said about Martin?"
Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?
Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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Valentine’s Day Flower Shop: Show someone who cares a little more than you do.
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After you get into a relationship you must read this marriage jokes, it’s only a prevention, on what will come for you.
What did the Valentine’s Day stamp envelope tell you? “I got stuck on you!”
Why did the banana come out with plum? Because he couldn’t have a date.
"Yeah" she responds, "how did you know? Was it the stuff I'm buying?"
Something on Valentines Day I just don't get...
Or you can just take the whole thing.
Valentines Day joke, I have a tip for all you lonely ladies on valentine's day..
It's still Valentines day for another hour..
So I’ve decided that my Wi-Fi will be my valentine. Idk, we just have this connection.
If you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
Instead of Candy for your Valentine.Why not Liquor instead.
I asked my wife if it was still necessary to get her a card for valentines day even after 5 years of marriage. She said yes and the only card she wanted was VISA.
The next morning he got up early and left for work.