What is the true purpose of Valentine's Day?
Finding love on valentine's day
Is the equivalent to finding santa at Christmas
This Valentine's Day I expect to be inundated.
I asked my wife what she wanted for Valentine's Day and she said 'treat me like a princess!'
I'm having her killed in a traffic accident in Paris.
The second scoffs "Oh, please. These days, he just buys me a half-dozen roses, and expects me to get on my back and spread my legs."
"I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day," she said to her boyfriend. "What do you think it means?"
Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.
Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valen-tiny!
Valentines Slogans
You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
Why didn’t Cupid shoot the arrow in the lawyer’s heart? Because not even Cupid can reach such a small
What did the bulb for the switch say? – You start me.
I never loved you more than I did, even in this second.
Valentines jokes
Why did he break away from his beloved cannibal? It was not to his taste!
valentines love jokes
What do their wives offer to Valentine’s Farmers? Hog and kisses!
“My dear boyfriend, what do you want to receive or do on Valentine’s Day?”I wish to go to a warm, clean place, full of fresh scents, have fresh air, and go on the balcony. Being cold outside and opening the window, we have some fresh air, and the terrace is warm.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled:"The Meaning of Dreams."
Valentines Day joke, The Meaning of dreams
What do fat women get for Valentine's day?
Laid.
I have a tip for all you lonely ladies on valentine's day..
I said, "Sorry, I had a headache."
Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything...
Because you're at an all-time low.
(Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)
Mainly because there were two girls he was particularly very fond of.