To remind single people that they are single.
What's the difference between singles and eggs on Valentine's day?
The eggs get laid!
The clerk looks and her and says "I hate Valentines Day...what about you, you must be single right?"
Q: What is the true purpose of Valentine's Day?
A: To remind single people they are single.
Most girls are hoping for a big rock on Valentine’s Day, but what I want is something that rhymes with that.
Its valentine and was asked to go out by 5 girls
Turns out l was in the girls bathroom
I spent Valentine's Day the old fashioned way
Running around in a diaper shooting arrows at people
I live with my boyfriend and my brother
I live with my boyfriend and my brother, both of whom I love very much but in very different ways. The only thing they have in common is they’ve both shared a bath with me at some point in their lives. One was a very erotic experience and the other, he did a poo whilst we were still sat in. It ruine...
A guy walks into a bar on Valentine's Day and orders a beer.
A guy walks into a bar on Valentine's Day and orders a beer. "Last night my wife woke me up to tell me that she dreamed that I bought her a big, expensive diamond ring for Valentine's Day, and she wondered if that dream meant anything." "What did you tell her?" the bartender asks. "I gave her a pass...
I'm finally going on a Date this valentine's Day
I wish I could post this in another subreddit.
People tend to give teddy bears as gifts for Valentine's Day.
The standard teddy or panda bears seem popular this year. I've got my girlfriend a koala bear because she loves them.
How did the Star Wars fan spend Valentine's Day?
Solo.
Well ladies valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again.
Guy gets wife roses. She says “I guess this means you want me on my back w my legs in the air?” He says, “Why, we don’t have a Vase?
Guys, for Valentine’s Day leave 3 notes scattered around your house for your girlfriend that say “Will”, “you”, and “me.” That’ll keep her busy while you watch sports.
Uh ….. Bob has been missing since Friday.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot it was Valentine’s Day. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!”
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