Let me help you Cherub one out.
Can any redditor change a lightbulb on Valentine's Day?
Yes, since it needs only a single one to do it.
I'm worried about bees reading the valentine's I'm sending out
So in every one I made sure to put a "bee mine"
My mom made Rumaki as an appetizer for Valentine's Day...
so I didn't just have one date, I had four.
Valentine's Day Gift
A young lady was caught napping one afternoon on Valentine's Day. She woke up when she heard the doorbell.
Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
What did one boat say to the other?
"I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!" she replied.
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
One morning, after she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?" "Maybe you'll find out tonight…," he said.
The awkward moment when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet.
Lingerie is half-off in stores today, but in my bedroom, it’s going to be 100 percent off.
Depressed
A woman is going through the checkout line the night before Valentine's day
A woman is going through the checkout line the night before Valentine's day. She is placing her items on the belt: a TV dinner, a soap opera digest, 3 bottles of wine, and 3 chocolate bars.
If you are single on Valentine's Day, the joke bank is seemingly endless. If you are in a long-term relationship on V-Day, you don't get off too easily either. Valentine's Day is a bit of a free-for-all in regards to jokes, riddles, and the like. Rounded up below are 10 jokes that range from "knock, knock" to rhyming one-liners, and you know what? They just don't seem to get old. Ever.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend? "You're fun to hang around with."
Do you know the real meaning of Valentine’s Day? Well, I’m gonna show you tonight, over and over and over…
Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** the flowers and candy, I just wanna screw.
Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks.
Let’s sin On a tiger skin Or, if you prefer We could err On a different fur.
The man says,”I’m going to get her a Range Rover and a pair of diamond earrings!”
Valentines One Liners