(My only Valentines day related joke) If the Swan symbolizes happiness, what bird symbolizes true love?
The Swallow.
The other men smile and one of them responds: “Thats funny because I love her so much that I got her s...
Be rude- Unless you know your other half has the type of humour that will really appreciate a bad joke, don't poke fun at their expense.
Hit a sore spot- Your loved one has probably shared a lot of their experiences with you and not all of them will have been pleasant. Don't make a joke out of something that's caused them pain or embarrassment. Even if it seems like enough time has passed for it to be funny, chances are they won't feel the same.
Funny Valentine’s day jokes
Following is our collection of funny Valentines Day jokes. There are some valentines day chocolate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these valentines day expectations puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Valentines Day Jokes and Puns
For valentine's day, I got a new car for my wife
Funny valentines day jokes Really struggling on what to get my girlfriend for Valentines Day. I mean, I’d hate to get her the same thing as her Husband does. That would be embarrassing.
In celebration of Valentine’s Day, I am offering free makeouts to anyone whose even a little bit sad or easy.
A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane.
They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to take a piss." Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a nearby hedge. She nods in agreement and...
My wife said she wanted to feel special this Valentines Day.
So I bought her a helmet and some crayons.
Mothers have Mother's Day, fathers have father's Day, couples have valentine's Day
And I have palm Sunday.
What’s the difference between you and a guy who dresses up in a toga & wings and shoots arrows at couples on Valentine’s Day
One’s a Cupid Stunt...
A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane.
They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to take a piss." Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a nearby hedge. She nods in agreement and...
I bought a lottery ticket on the way home on Valentine's Day...
...at least now I have a chance of getting lucky.