"Do you have a date for Valentines Day?"
I said, "Yep!! It's February 14th."
Feb 14th, "Will you be my Valentine?"
March 14th, "Will you be my quarantine?"
Are you alone this valentine?
Just die on the 13th and you will surely get attentions with flowers on 14th
What is the favorite song of a ram from February 14? I only have eyes for sheep, honey.
What is the funniest holiday of the year? Based on these 10 cheesy Valentine's Day jokes, it has to be Feb. 14. The day may be all about love and romance, but when it comes down to it, it's without a doubt the easiest holiday to take a shot at. (It's probably also the easiest holiday to get way worked up about, and the easiest holiday to totally forget about... it's so versatile, isn't it!?).
Whether you need a little something to post on your Facebook wall or simply want to be prepared with some Valentine's Day riddles for when Feb. 14 rolls around, the below cheese fest will not let you down. Get ready to scoff, sneer, and LOL... because some ridiculous Valentine's Day jokes are headed your way!
Q: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
A: Yes, February 14th
High School on Valentine's Day
A high school thought it might be a fun activity to let the teenagers cut out paper hearts, put the name or wish of their valentine on the card anonymously, and hang them on a chainlink fence at the entrance of the school. Of course someone had to take them all off afterwards. So the day following V...
Too early for Valentine's jokes?
What did one volcano say to another volcano?
My girlfriend got her period in the middle of February.
I guess that makes her My Bloody Valentine.
Knock-knock.
Who is there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!
Hallmark would make "Sorry I don't remember your name" cards.
If your girlfriend really needs to talk to you during the game, she'll appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time," would complete a break up.
Birth control would come in ale or lager.
Instead of an engagement ring, you could surprise your fiance with a giant "You're #1!" foam hand.
Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.