Sexual New Jears Jokes Part#1
What does a ghost say on January 1st?
Happy Boo Year.
Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer?
To start off the new year in a cool way.
What is a corn’s favorite holiday?
New Ears Day.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
For cheese a jolly good fellow.
Sexual New Jears Jokes Part#2
What’s the problem with jogging on New Year’s Eve?
The ice falls out of your drinks!
THE BEST
One day in the future, Rush Limbaugh has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.